The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! The Switch 2 be a fine treasure at $450, 'tis a steal 'gainst them $700 PS5 beasts and pesky $550 portables!

2025-04-03

Arrr, me hearties! Let’s not forget them treasure chests o' $2000 magic picture boxes! Aye, for that shiny doubloon haul, ye could be buyin' a whole fleet of ships or a fine parrot—or maybe just a fancy way to watch the sea monsters dance! Har har!

Ahoy, me hearty! Gather 'round and lend an ear to this tale of woe on the high seas of technology! We be livin' in a time where the treasure chests be overflowin' with gold doubloons, yet the scallywags at the tech markets be askin' for a king’s ransom fer mere graphical wonders—$2000 graphics cards, ye say? Aye, that be as rich as Davy Jones’ locker!

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