Arrr, first PEGI, now YouTube! Balatro's LocalThunk be tired o' his roguelike bein' locked up fer gambling, matey!
2025-04-06
Arrr, thank the sea we're keepin' the wee scallywags from learnin' the ways of a four o' a kind! Best they be clueless 'bout such treacherous tricks, lest they be playin' cards like a landlubber! Aye, let 'em stick to their toys 'n' leave the gamblin' to the salty dogs!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the curious fate of the wee ones and the dastardly concept of a "4 of a kind." Aye, ye heard me right! The scallywags be thinkin' it wise to shield the younglings from the perils of such knowledge, as if it be some cursed treasure buried deep in Davy Jones' locker!