Arrr, Benedict Cumberbatch’s fright flick be makin' landlubber critics squabble, claimin’ it tosses away the Marvel and Sherlock gem!
2025-02-02
Avast, matey! Them landlubber critics be squawkin' that the thespian's newest performance ain't givin' 'em the heebie-jeebies! Methinks they be too used to ghost stories, for this tale be more tickles than terrors! Arrr, they need a hearty dose of rum to lighten their sails!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for I be havin' a yarn to spin about a thespian lad who thought he could stir the brine with his latest flick. The critics be raisin' their cutlasses, claimin' that the show ain't frightful enough to make a bilge rat shiver in its boots! Aye, they be sayin’ it’s as scary as a kitten in a pirate hat!