Arrr! Mary Jane be the new Venom, but she be sayin' 'tis a choice, not a lovin' union, matey!
2025-03-31
Arrr, I wager ol' Peter Parker be caught with his breeches down on this one! Aye, the scallywag never be expectin' such a twist in his yarn! Avast, me hearties, let’s raise a toast to the surprises that make a pirate's life a merry jest!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a most peculiar nature! It be a tale of young Peter Parker, that scallywag known for swingin' through the skies like a seagull chasin' a fish. But lo and behold, the winds of fate be blowin' foul, for he be in a pickle he never foresaw!