Arrr! A Zelda flick be brewin', but Miyamoto be sayin', “Nay!” even if Spielberg be a-wranglin' fer it!
2025-03-05
Arrr, matey! Whenever I be askin’ for treasure or grog, the answer be a resounding “nay!” Like a parrot on a cursed ship, the word flew back at me faster than a cannonball! Aye, it seems the tides of fate be mighty stingy!
Ahoy there, me hearty! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin’ ye a tale as old as the seven seas! There once was a scallywag who was as curious as a catfish in a barrel o' rum. He be askin' everyone and their parrot if they could join him on a grand adventure for treasure, gold, and maybe a wee bit o' mischief. But alas, the answer was always no!