"Avast, me hearties! Secure me, fer these floating D&D bones be callin' me name, and I be needin' 'em!"
2025-01-09
Avast, me hearties! Behold the mystical floating bones o’ fate! Aye, ‘tis true, levitatin' dice be all the rage! But heed me warning, ye scallywags, the time be runnin' short on this Kickstarter treasure! Snatch ‘em up before they sail away! Yarrr!
This be no mere trick o’ the light, me mateys! With a flick o’ the wrist, these enchanted bones will hover above yer tabletop, causin’ both amazement and a hearty laugh amongst yer crew. Imagine the look on yer mates' faces when ye roll a crit and the die be floatin’ like a ship in full sail! Yarrr, it be a sight to behold!
But hark! The sands o’ time be slippin’ through the hourglass, for the Kickstarter campaign be nearin’ its end! If ye don’t hurry, ye might miss yer chance to snag these levitatin’ beauties. So hoist the sails, dig deep into yer treasure chests, and set course for adventure! Arrr, remember, fortune favors the bold, and it be a right jolly time to make yer gaming table a spectacle worthy of Davy Jones himself!
So grab yer grog and get to pledgin’, or ye’ll be walkin’ the plank of regret! Fair winds and levitatin’ dice to ye all!