The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! WWE 2K25 be bringin' intergender brawls, what the landlubbers fear! Plus, a vast sea for current-gen scallywags!

2025-01-28

Arrr, me hearties! I can’t be containin’ me excitement to see Rhea Ripley clash with that scallywag Dominik Mysterio a thousand times ‘n more! It be like watchin’ a parrot squawk at a sea serpent! Aye, let the rum flow and the brawlin’ commence!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round ye scallywags, for I be itchin' fer a spectacle upon the high seas of the squared circle! Aye, I speak of the fierce duel ‘twixt the fierce Rhea Ripley and the cunning Dominik Mysterio, a match I could watch a thousand times, I tell ye!

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