The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! As the Nintendo Switch 2 be settin' sail, the whispers o' the new treasure be flowin' like rum, matey!

2024-12-20

Arrr, matey! The hourglass be spillin’ yer fate, and time be slippin’ through yer fingers like a slippery eel! Tick-tock goes the devil’s drum, so hoist the sails and let’s be off before the sands of time bury us deep in Davy Jones’ locker!

Ahoy, matey! Gather ye round, fer the sands o' time be slippin' through our fingers like a slippery eel! Aye, that infernal contraption, the clock, be tickin' away like a crazed seagull at me treasure chest! With each tick, it be shoutin', “Ye best be hastin', ye scallywag, fer yer time be runnin' shorter than a seafarer's patience on a long voyage!”

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