The Booty Report

Arrr! New Elden Ring patch be makin' Torrent as smooth as a siren's song in battle, all thanks to a wee fix!

2024-07-30

Arrr, me hearty! Be it not high tide for this scallywag to say, “It be about time!” The winds be blowin’ and the rum be waitin’, so let’s hoist the sails and make haste, lest we be turnin’ into barnacles on this ol’ ship! Yarrr!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for I be about to spin ye a yarn 'bout the cursed phrase: "It's about time!" Aye, ye know what I be speakin' of! When ye be waitin' fer somethin' that seems as slow as a landlubber in a storm, ye can't help but mutter that magic incantation.

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