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Arrr, even with squabbles 'mongst the crew, the Dexter tale be sailin' on fer a second voyage!

2025-04-01

Arrr! The scallywag known as Dexter, the master of mischief, be settin' sail once more on the treacherous seas of Original Sin! Beware, ye landlubbers, for trouble's a'brewin' and the jests be flyin' thick as cannon fire! Aye, prepare ye grog for a rollickin' return!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, for I bring ye tidings of a tale most peculiar! The infamous Dexter, a scallywag of the darkest seas, be makin’ his grand return! Aye, the show be called "Dexter: Original Sin," and it be promising more mischief than a ship full of rum-riddled pirates!

This be no ordinary tale, me hearties! Our favorite blood-splatterin' swab, Dexter Morgan, who be takin’ out the trash of this world, be back with a twist of fate and a heart full of mayhem. With a flick of his trusty blade and a wink of his eye, he’s fixin’ to carve out more of his unique brand of justice, leave ‘em quakin' in their boots!

Rumor has it, the crew behind this raucous venture be scheming up a storm, ready to unleash a bounty of chaos upon unsuspectin' viewers. So, sharpen yer cutlasses and prepare yer popcorn, for the seas be stirrin’ with excitement! Will our dear Dexter continue his dark dance with destiny, or will he find himself at the mercy of the very waves he once commanded? Only time will tell, but I be bettin’ it’ll be a barrel of laughs! Arrr, let the shenanigans commence!

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