Arrr, mateys! The new crew on the Hades 2 ship be sendin' the entire fandom to the brig of lust in no time!
2024-04-17
Avast ye scallywags! Methinks I spy a treasure chest filled to the brim with doubloons! Aye, 'tis a sight to behold, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabssssssssss!! Let us pillage and plunder with glee, for we be the fiercest pirates on the high seas! Arrrrr!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round ye scurvy dogs and listen well to me tale of the infamous cry heard across the seven seas: "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabssssssssss!!"Now, ye may be wonderin' what in Davy Jones' locker that be meanin'. 'Tis a mystery as deep as the ocean itself, but let me tell ye, it struck fear into the hearts of even the bravest buccaneers. Some say 'twas the call of a ghostly specter hauntin' the waves, while others claim 'twas the wail of a cursed soul seekin' revenge.
But I say, let us not fear the unknown, me hearties! Let us instead raise our tankards high and toast to the mystery of the "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabssssssssss!!" May it forever remind us that the sea be a mysterious and wondrous place, full of hidden treasures and strange wonders.
So the next time ye hear that eerie cry echoin' across the waves, do not cower in fear, but laugh and sing in defiance! For we be pirates, bold and brave, and no ghostly wail shall ever strike terror into our hearts. Arrr!