The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, the cap'n o' Kraven be sayin’ it’ll shock the timbers outta ye, with some crafty reshoots to boot!

2024-08-14

Arrr, Sony be hopin’ this treasure of a flick sails smoother than that lass Madame Web, savvy? If it don’t, we’ll be feedin’ it to the sharks!

Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the grand hopes of the swashbucklin’ Sony crew! Aye, they be sportin’ a mighty ambition to hoist their latest treasure higher than the flopped vessel known as Madame Web. Aye, that be a tale of woe and tangled webs, where the good ship sank faster than a cursed anchor!

Now, the fine folks at Sony be thinkin’ that their new venture shall sail smoother seas and find treasure aplenty, rather than bein’ marooned on a deserted isle o' poor box office. With hopes as high as the crow’s nest, they be readyin’ their sails for a grand adventure! They be likin’ to think this tale shall capture the hearts of landlubbers and seaworthy souls alike, aye!

With a hearty chuckle and a twinkle in their eyes, they be dreamin’ of grand piratical escapades, where the gold flows like rum and the critics be singin’ their praises. But beware, mates! The seas be treacherous, and the winds be capricious! Will this new treasure be worth its weight in doubloons, or will it join the ranks of forgotten flotsam like that scallywag Madame Web? Only time will tell, me hearties! So raise the Jolly Roger and let the adventure begin!

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