"Arrr, me hearties! Them Helldivers be seein' the scurvy Illuminate return, while their director be scramblin' the propaganda machine! Aye, they be here already!"
2024-03-17
Arrr, 'tis rumored that a scurvy band of scallywags from the Helldivers 1 crew hath been sighted! Keep yer eyes peeled and yer cannons at the ready, mateys! We'll give 'em a taste of our pirate hospitality, arrr!
Arrr mateys, listen up! Word on the high seas be that a scallywag faction from the notorious Helldivers 1 hath been sighted in these waters. Aye, ye heard it right! These landlubbers be causin' a ruckus wherever they go, pillagin' and plunderin' like the fearsome pirates of old.But fear not, me hearties! We be no strangers to a good fight, and we ain't about to let some upstart buccaneers ruin our fun. So grab yer cutlasses and prepare to repel boarders, for we be showin' these Helldivers scallywags what a real crew of salty sea dogs can do!
Let them come if they dare, for we be ready to send 'em packin' back to Davy Jones' locker with their tails between their legs. And mark me words, by the time we're through with 'em, they'll be wishin' they never crossed paths with the likes of us!
So batten down the hatches, me hearties, and prepare for battle. For we be the fiercest crew on the seven seas, and we ain't about to let some Helldivers run us off our own turf. Arrr!