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Arrr! Rachel Brosnahan be spillin’ the beans, sayin’ James Gunn’s flick be truer to the comics than a treasure map!

2025-02-09

Arrr, the fair lass Lois Lane of yonder future be callin' Gunn's grand tale a jolly romp of a superhero flick, filled with hope and mirth! Aye, a treasure worth watchin' for all ye scallywags seekin' a hearty laugh! Avast, set sail for adventure!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve heard tales from the future, straight from the lips of none other than that daring damsel, Lois Lane! She be callin' Gunn’s latest flick a “hopeful superhero movie,” aye, a vessel of mirth on the tempestuous seas o' doom and gloom!

Now, me hearties, ye be thinkin' what in Davy Jones' locker does she mean by “hopeful”? Why, it be a promise o’ bright horizons and gallant heroes, sailin' forth to vanquish the dark forces! It be like findin' a treasure map that leads to gold instead o' a kraken, or a barrel o’ rum that ain't empty!

Lois, that wise wench o’ the future, claims this film be a jolly romp, filled with laughter and cheer, where our beloved caped crusader don’t just beat the baddies but lifts the spirits o' all who gaze upon the silver screen! So raise yer tankards, me buckos, and rejoice! For this flick be a beacon o' hope in a world that oft feels like a cursed shipwreck. Let's hoist the sails and set course for the cinema, where the heroes be dancin’ and the laughter be flowin' like grog at a pirate's feast! Yarrr!

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