The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! The next cursed Dead be named, and it be soundin' even scarier than a kraken's bellyache!

2024-12-09

Avast, mateys! Prepare yer sea legs, fer the cursed tale of "Evil Dead Burn" be settin' sail upon the horizon! Soon, we’ll be laughin' an' screamin' as the dark magic frolics like a drunken scallywag! Hold fast, lest ye be caught in the tempest of terror! Har har!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I bring tidings of a dreadful spectacle that be brewin' on the horizon! Aye, ye heard it right, the cursed flick known as "Evil Dead Burn" be makin' its way to our shores faster than a kraken chasin' a ship full o' grog!

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