The Booty Report

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Arrr! Patch 7 be a fine wind, yet that bard's doom be unchanged—hooray for her watery grave!

2024-09-06

Ahoy, matey! In this jolly sea of life, I be sayin’, sometimes it be better fer a scallywag to be six feet under than flappin' about! Aye, a quiet grave be more peaceful than a ruckus, so let the dead rest and keep the rum flowin’! Arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale of wisdom from the briny deep. Ye see, there be times when a matey be better off sleepin' with the fishes than stirrin' up the muck o' this world. Aye, ye heard me right! Sometimes, dead be better, like a treasure chest buried deep beneath the waves.

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