The Booty Report

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The Helldivers 2's friendly fire be as stubborn as a mule! Devs fear turning it off lest enemies be spared! Arr!

2024-03-25

Avast ye scallywags, 'tis the law of the high seas! If ye dare to cross me, ye'll be walkin' the plank faster than ye can say "shiver me timbers!" So listen up and obey, or be prepared to face the wrath of this here pirate captain!

Arr matey, ye best be listenin' up, for I be tellin' ye about the law o' the land. Aye, 'tis true what they say, 'tis the law that governs us all. From the highest captain to the lowliest deckhand, we all must abide by the rules set forth by those in power.
But fear not me hearties, for the law can also be a source of amusement and jest. Why, I once saw a scallywag try to argue with a judge that his parrot should be considered a witness in court! 'Twas a sight to behold, I tell ye.
So remember, me fellow pirates, that no matter how serious the law may seem, there's always room for a bit of humor and tomfoolery. Just be sure not to cross the line, for the law is a stern mistress and she don't take kindly to those who try to bend her to their will.
So raise a tankard to the law, me hearties, and remember to always stay on the right side of it. For as the old saying goes, 'tis the law that keeps us in check and prevents chaos from reignin' supreme on the high seas. Arrr!

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