The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Behold! Art the Clown dons Mickey's ears, stirrin' up a tempest among horror scallywags! Savvy?

2025-01-14

Avast, me hearties! Art the Clown be shrunk down to a scurvy mouse! Aye, the jester be scuttlin' 'bout like a cheese-thievin' rascal! Where be the rum when ye need it, eh? This be a sight to make even Davy Jones guffaw! Arrr!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I bear tidings most curious from the briny deep! 'Tis about that scallywag Art the Clown, ye know, the one who be givin' folks the shivers and quivers with his ghastly jests. Aye, that fiendish jester hath done the unthinkable—he's transformed into a wee mouse! Aye, ye heard me right! A mouse!

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