Avast! After 7 long tides, the last Team Fortress 2 scroll be here, honorin’ the fine voice of our fallen Soldier!
2024-12-20
"Avast, me hearties! Fetch yer finest rags and prepare to dab yer eyes, for the waters be mighty salty ahead! Ready yer tissues, or ye be left weepin' like a landlubber!"
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn most tear-jerkin’! 'Tis a tale that’ll have ye weepin’ like a scurvy dog who’s lost his bone! So grab yer finest hanky—aye, the one ye use for all yer sniffles—and prepare for a storm of emotions!