The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Warcraft 2 be finally settin’ sail with its first tweaks in 24 years! Aye, nerfs be comin’ since ’95!

2024-12-05

"Arrr, matey! A fresh century be upon us, and with it comes a jolly new patch! Hoist the sails and let the good times roll, for even pirates need a sprucin’ up now 'n then! Avast, let’s patch up this ol’ ship and sail into mischief!"

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale to tell about this here new century what be dawning! Aye, it be a time o’ change, like the tides o’ the briny deep, and with it comes a patch, not fer yer sails, but fer yer gadgets and gizmos! Arrr, ye heard me right!

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