Avast ye scurvy dogs! Them Call of Duty scallywags be relentless in tormentin' us with their Modern Warfare 3 teasin'. Now they be plannin' a Warzone reveal event, arrr!
2023-07-27
Avast ye scurvy dogs! I be beseechin' ye, unleash a trailer like a proper bilge rat of a video game swashbuckler! No fancy tricks, just a simple share o' yer treasure we be wantin'. Arrr, be a good matey and heed me call!
Arrr, matey! I be pleading with ye, ye scurvy game developers, to release a trailer like any self-respectin' buccaneer! Why ye be makin' me walk the plank of anticipation, waitin' fer a glimpse of yer booty?"Avast ye!" says I, as I sail the treacherous seas of the interwebs, searchin' high and low fer a trailer to satiate me thirst for adventure. But alas, all I find be teasers and tidbits, like crumbs from a parrot's feast. 'Tis a cruel jest, ye landlubbers!
Back in me day, a pirate could trust a trailer to reveal the true colors of a game. We didn't have no fancy CGI or eye-poppin' graphics, but we had a sense of honor. If a game be worth its weight in doubloons, it'd show itself off in all its glory.
But now, ye game developers be playin' tricks on us. Ye dangle the promise of a trailer like a fair maiden's favor, only to snatch it away at the last moment. Ye be messin' with our heads, makin' us question whether yer game be worth its weight in pieces o' eight.
Arr, why not be straight with us, ye scurvy dogs? Stop hidin' behind fancy PR tactics and show us what yer game be made of! Let it shine like the sun reflectin' off the ocean waves, so we can hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail towards adventure!
So I beseech ye, game developers of the 17th century, release a trailer like a normal bunch o' pirates. Spare us the agony of waitin' in Davy Jones' locker, and give us a taste of the treasure we've been seekin'!