"Avast! No kickin’ squirrels, ye scallywags! Jen English be spillin' her secrets ‘bout God's Princess and Shadowheart's terms!"
2024-12-07
Arrr, gather 'round, me hearties! The scallywag playin' Shadowheart be yappin' that 2024 be the finest year o’ his salty existence! Avast, let’s hoist a tankard and toast to a year filled with treasure and merry mischief! Aye, a right jolly time indeed!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round, fer I have a tale to tell ye about an actor who be makin’ waves in the year of our Lord, 2024! This scallywag, who be breathin' life into the fair wench known as Shadowheart, be claimin’ that this year be the grandest of ‘em all. Aye, ye heard me right! She be struttin’ her stuff like a peacock in a treasure chest of gold!In a parley with the landlubbers of the press, she did proclaim that the seas be smoother than a mermaid’s song. With every role she be takin’, she feels like a captain steerin’ her ship towards a bounty untold! This buccaneer of the stage be spillin’ the beans on how the tides have turned in her favor, claimin’ that the wind be at her back and the stars alignin’ for her crew!
But hold yer horses, fer she also shared a belly laugh or two about the mishaps on set—the time her parrot, I mean, co-star, nearly stole the show! So, raise yer tankards and toast to this lass, who be livin’ her best life in 2024, with dreams as vast as the seven seas and a heart as bold as a pirate’s spirit! Yarrr!