The Booty Report

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2024-02-02

Avast ye scallywags! The scurvy lad donning a yellow rag be nay seen no more upon these treacherous waters!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and listen well, for I have some news that will make ye laugh till ye be in need of a peg leg to hold ye up. The 'Boy With A Yellow Shirt', he be no more! Aye, ye heard me right!

Now, this tale begins on a fine mornin' when the sun be shinin' bright upon the seven seas. The 'Boy With A Yellow Shirt' be known throughout the pirate world, for he be wearin' his bright yellow shirt as if he be aimin' to signal a ship from miles away. Arr, it be a sight for sore eyes, it be!

But alas, me hearties, the 'Boy With A Yellow Shirt' met his demise in the most peculiar way. Ye see, he be sailin' his ship, thinkin' he be the fiercest pirate to ever set foot on a deck. But little did he know, a mischievous parrot be lurkin' nearby.

This parrot, he be known as Captain Squawk, a clever feathered scoundrel with a taste for mischief. And as luck would have it, he had a particular fondness for bright, shiny objects. Aye, ye can guess where this be goin'.

Captain Squawk, he swooped down from the sky and snatched that yellow shirt right off the 'Boy With A Yellow Shirt's' back! The poor lad be left standin' there in nothin' but his breeches, lookin' as if he be the jester of the seas.

Word spread like wildfire among the pirate crew, and soon, the laughter be echoin' across the waves. The 'Boy With A Yellow Shirt' be forever known as the lad who be stripped of his pride by a feathered villain. Arr, ye can't make this up, me hearties!

So, me hearties, next time ye be donning a flashy garment, be sure to keep a weather eye on the skies. For ye never know when a mischievous parrot be plannin' to make ye the laughin' stock of the seven seas. Fair winds and hearty laughter to ye all!

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