Arr, this scallywag be sailin' through Baldur's Gate 3 without ever leavin' the lower city - aye, it be a D&D miracle!
2024-05-24
Arrr matey! Act 3 be nothin' but a pitiful excuse for XP grindin'! Me booty be in need of some real adventure, not this tedious tomfoolery. Give me treasure and epic battles, not this drivel! Aye, me hearties, we be settin' sail for plunder and glory!
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis I, Captain Blackbeard, here to regale ye with a tale of treachery and trickery in the high seas of the thespian world. Aye, I recently found meself at the theater, expectin' a grand spectacle in Act 3. But what did I find instead? Act XP! Aye, ye heard me right, me mateys. 'Twas as if the play had been cursed by Davy Jones himself.Instead of swashbucklin' adventures and dastardly deeds, I was greeted with the most tedious and tiresome dialogue ye ever did hear. 'Twas like listenin' to a parrot squawk for hours on end. Me shipmates and I were about ready to mutiny and make a hasty retreat back to the tavern.
But fear not, me hearties, for we did find some solace in the grog and the company of our fellow scallywags. We regaled each other with tales of our own escapades on the high seas, far more entertainin' than the drivel we witnessed on stage.
So next time ye find yerself at the theater and ye spy Act 3 loomin' on the horizon, be forewarned me mateys. 'Tis a treacherous waters ye be navigatin', and ye may find yerself wistfully wishin' for Act XP instead.