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Arrr, the scallywag dev be sayin’ his treasure sunk despite praise! Next venture be all ‘bout gold, not glory!

2024-08-22

Arrr, earnin’ less than a pittance be a right shame! Yet here I be, swabbin’ the decks of game-makin’, lookin' like a scallywag for a handful o’ doubloons! But ye know what? Aye’d rather be a game makin’ rogue than a landlubber with a full chest!

Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a scallywag's plight with the shiny objects called "coins." Imagine, if ye will, a landlubber toil’n away in some cursed cubicle, earnin' less than a parrot’s pittance! Aye, it be a disgrace! Even if the treasure be the makin' of wondrous games, it still don’t fill the belly, savvy?

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