Arr, this newfangled roguelike be havin' a swarm as mighty as Vampire Survivors, with a hefty 20,000 Steam reckonings!
2023-07-08
"Arrr, me mateys! A mere score o' minutes 'til the break o' day, and 'tis the time when 20 Minutes Till Dawn be unleashing the fiery fury upon ye landlubbers!"
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, it is with great pleasure that I inform ye that "20 Minutes Till Dawn" be setting the seas ablaze! This here tale be filled with adventure, swashbuckling escapades, and enough humor to make ye belly jiggle like a barrel full o' rum!From the first page, ye'll be transported to the treacherous waters where Captain Jack Hookhand and his misfit crew be searchin' for a legendary treasure. The plot be as twisty as a mermaid's tail, with surprises lurkin' around every corner. And let me tell ye, mateys, the action be intense! Sword fights, cannon blazin', and daredevil stunts be just the start of it.
Captain Jack be a protagonist worth rootin' for, with his pirate lingo and devil-may-care attitude. His trusty sidekick, a parrot by the name of Squawks, be a feathered companion ye won't soon forget. And the villainous Captain Blackbeard be as fearsome as they come, with a beard as black as midnight and a laugh that sends shivers down yer spine.
But it be the humor that truly sets this tale apart. The witty banter between the crewmates be enough to make even the saltiest sea dog chuckle. And the clever wordplay, with phrases like "shiver me timbers" and "avast ye hearties," be scattered throughout the story like pieces of eight.
So gather ye crew and set sail with "20 Minutes Till Dawn," for it be a rollickin' good time on the high seas. Ye'll be singin' sea shanties and laughin' like a drunken sailor before the sun even rises. Just be sure to keep a weather eye on the horizon, for danger be waitin' at every turn!