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Avast, me hearties! CEO Bobby Kotick be abandonin' Activision aft'r 32 years, as Microsoft sets sail to bring 'em under the Xbox flag!

2023-12-20

In his farewell parchment, good ol' Kotick be callin' Microsoft, "thar world's most revered company," savvy?

In a farewell letter written in true 17th century pirate lingo, Kotick bids adieu to Microsoft, labeling it as "the world's most admired company." Arrr, mateys! 'Tis a statement that surely be raisin' a few eyebrows amongst the landlubbers. Cap'n Kotick surely knows how to keep things interestin' as he walks the plank, so to speak.
But let's be honest, me hearties! Microsoft be a mighty ship, sailin' the seas of technology with prowess. They be known fer their software treasures, from Windows to Office, and their Xbox be a treasure trove of entertainin' games. Aye, they be a company that many admire, with a crew of smart mateys leadin' the way.
Kotick, bein' the jolly pirate he is, may be just havin' a bit of fun with his farewell note. He be wantin' to stir the pot and get the tongues a-waggin' in the tech world. Aye, he be knowin' that callin' Microsoft the most admired company be raisin' a flag or two. He be sendin' his goodbye in a memorable way, makin' sure the masses be takin' notice of his departure.
But let's not forget, me hearties, that Kotick be a pirate himself, sailin' the seas of the video game industry. His company, Activision Blizzard, be no stranger to treasure chests filled with doubloons. They be bringin' us games like Call of Duty and World of Warcraft, entertainin' us for hours on end. Aye, they be a force to reckon with, just like Microsoft be in the software world.
So, whether ye be admirin' Microsoft or cheerin' for Kotick and his pirate crew, one thing be clear: both companies be sailin' the high seas of success. They be makin' waves and earnin' the respect of many. Fair winds to both, may their journeys be filled with gold and adventure!

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