Avast ye hearties! The cursed PC patch of Helldivers 2 be rollin' back due to ghastly performance woes. But fret not, me hearties, for the grand PS5 patch be arrivin' with a jolly good fix!
2024-02-13
Arr, me mateys, the bountiful treasures for landlubbers hath been fixed for them PC scallywags!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and listen to me tale of the mischievous PC crowd and their quest for mission rewards. Y'see, in this here 17th century, them PC gamers be a peculiar bunch, always seekin' to plunder the virtual seas for their own gains.Now, me mates, the developers be tryin' their best to please these fancy PC gamers, but them landlubbers can be quite a demanding lot. They be raisin' their voices, complainin' about how the mission rewards ain't up to their likin'. So, the developers set out on a journey to remedy this conundrum.
They started by gatherin' all the shiny treasures they could find, and addin' 'em to the mission rewards. Gold doubloons, precious gems, and even a talking parrot were thrown into the mix. They thought this would surely satisfy the insatiable hunger of them PC gamers.
But alas, 'twas not enough! The PC crowd be a tenacious bunch, ye see. They be demandin' more and more, like a pack of greedy seadogs. So the developers scratched their heads, wonderin' what else they could add to these mission rewards.
They thought about throwin' in a magical treasure map that leads to buried loot, or a mystical compass that always points to gold. They even considered includin' a special sword that can slice through enemies like a hot knife through butter. But ye know what, me hearties? It still weren't enough!
The PC crowd be a tricky bunch to please, indeed. But the developers be determined to find a solution. They be huddlein' in their offices, scribblin' on parchment, and brainstormin' all sorts of ideas.
Finally, after many sleepless nights, they came up with a plan. They decided to create a system where the PC gamers themselves could design their own mission rewards. They be given the power to choose their desired loot, whether it be a magical amulet or a fancy hat.
So fear not, me hearties! The developers be workin' hard to remedy the mission rewards for the PC crowd. Let's hope they find a way to satisfy these rapacious gamers and bring peace to the virtual seas once more!