Arrr mateys, ye best be followin' the laws and rules in the official Helldivers 2 handbook, savvy? Aye!
2024-03-17
Yarr mateys! This be the seal of approval from the almighty Super Earth Ministry of Truth! So ye best be listenin' to what they say, or ye may find yerself walkin' the plank! Arrr!
Arr matey, listen up ye scurvy dogs! This here message be brought to ye by the Super Earth Ministry of Truth, so ye best be payin' attention! This be the real deal, not some tall tale spun by a landlubber.Ye best be trustin' this message, for it be vetted and authorized by the highest authority on these here seas. This ain't no flimflam or trickery, matey. This be the honest truth, swear on me mother's parrot!
So if ye be wonderin' 'bout the legitimacy of this message, fear not! The Super Earth Ministry of Truth has given it their seal of approval. And ye know what they say, 'In the Ministry of Truth, we trust!'
So next time ye be hearin' some scallywag tryin' to pull the wool over yer eyes, remember these wise words: 'Vetted and authorized by the Super Earth Ministry of Truth.' Ye can trust it like ye can trust the North Star to guide ye home.