Arrr! The Star Fox designer be sayin' the mascot's got Miyamoto's essence! Aye, squint ye eyes, ye might spot it!
2025-02-02
"Arrr, none o' them scallywags be raisin' a brow, I swear on me cutlass! Not a single soul blinked, as if they be watchin' barnacles grow! Aye, it be a sight more still than a treasure chest on a calm sea!"
Arrr matey! Gather 'round me hearties, for I be tellin' ye a tale of a crew more stoic than a barnacle on a ship's hull! We set sail on a merry morn, with the wind at our backs and a belly full o' rum, ready to face the treacherous seas. But lo and behold, when news struck — a fearsome creature be lurking in the depths! Aye, ye'd think there’d be shrieks and shouts, but nay! Not a soul among 'em flinched or even quivered!In fact, when the captain bellowed, “Aye, the Kraken be comin' fer us!” the crew merely raised their eyebrows and returned to their grog, as if he’d announced a new flavor of seaweed stew! 'Twas a sight to behold, a band of buccaneers more disinterested than a landlubber at a fish fry!
“Blimey,” I thought, “have they lost their sea legs or just their sense o’ adventure?” But nay, they be a bunch o’ scallywags who’d rather argue over the best way to split a treasure than take heed of a tentacled terror! So here we were, a motley crew, caught between the beast and a barrel o’ rum, and none of 'em so much as batted an eye! Such be the life of a pirate—full of laughter, grog, and the occasional disregard for impending doom!