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Arrr, matey! Max Payne's captain be callin' the 2008 flick a shipwreck, but he and Remedy's Sam aim to right the sails in 2024!

2024-08-19

Arrr, matey! Scott Miller, the scallywag behind Max Payne, be sayin' it’s high time to hoist the sails for another film, after that wretched Wahlberg flick sank like a ship full o’ lead! Avast, let’s conjure a proper tale this time, or walk the plank!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to the whimsy of Scott Miller, the captain o' the Max Payne ship! This scallywag be thinkin' it's high time to hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail on a new cinematic adventure, fer the last voyage with Mark Wahlberg be naught but a shipwreck! Aye, that film be a right disaster, like a cursed treasure map leadin' to naught but Davy Jones' locker!

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