Arrr! Xbox be sharin' its treasure with rival ships, a boon Nintendo missed in the last tide. Aye, matey!
2025-04-02
Arrr, behold! 'Tis the grand John Halo settin' sail on a contraption called a Nintendo! Aye, a scallywag with a fancy box, lettin' us blast cannonballs and plunder treasure without ever leavin' the ship! Avast, me hearties, the seas of gaming be callin'!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale most curious: the fabled John Halo, a scallywag of a character, now findin' himself aboard the good ship Nintendo! Aye, ye heard me right! This be no ordinary swashbuckler, but a fine warrior clad in armor shinier than a treasure chest filled with doubloons.