The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Navigatin’ the stormy seas of belly woes and liver shenanigans while yer with child, savvy?"

2025-01-24

Arrr matey! To keep the lass and her wee treasure safe on the high seas of childbirth, we be needin' a crew of skilled hands. A merry band o' healers must set sail together, or ye may end up in Davy Jones' locker! Yarr!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the fine art o’ keepin’ both the lass and her wee treasure in shipshape! When it comes to the delicate matter of bringing forth a new scallywag, it be mighty important to have a crew o' skilled mates at yer side, lest ye end up adrift in troubled waters!

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