The Booty Report

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"Arrr, matey! Not the old foggy mind! Have ye laid eyes on this shiny new forgettin' ailment?"

2024-08-07

Arrr, me hearties! LANS be a tricksy beast, confusin' the landlubbers with Alzheimer's! It be a slow sailin' storm, messin’ with yer memory and playin' with yer limbic sails. So hold fast, or ye might just forget where ye buried yer treasure!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I’ve got a tale to spin 'bout a tricky affliction known as LANS, or as I like to call it, the "Lamentable Ailment of Not So Swell Memory!" Aye, this scallywag of a syndrome be oft mistaken fer that dreaded Alzheimer’s, but fret not, fer it sails a slower ship, takin' its time as it plunders yer noggin.

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