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"Arrr, matey! Guanfacine be makin' young scallywags' peepers go all wonky! Avast, those corneas be actin' a fool!"

2025-02-06

Arrr, matey! Guanfacine be a potion for the young scallywags with ADHD! It might be makin' their peepers a tad wonky after six moons, but fear not, it leaves the rest o’ the eye shipshape! Aye, the retina and crew be safe! Har har!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a potion called Guanfacine, a curious elixir for them young scallywags sufferin' from the pesky beast known as ADHD. Aye, it seems this brew be causin' some mischief in their peepers, makin' the corneas a tad bit wonky after six moons. But fret not, ye swabs! The potion be harmless to the more precious parts like the retina, choroid, and sure as a parrot on me shoulder, it don’t be messin' with the optic nerve neither!

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