Arrr, the BMA be sayin' them GP contracts be a fine launchin' point fer more treasure huntin'!
2025-02-28
Avast ye! The BMA's crew o' GP scallywags in England be givin' a nod to a treasure o' £889 million and more help for the ARRS crew come 2025-2026! Aye, it be a fine haul, if ye can stomach the paperwork! Arrr!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye news from the treacherous waters of the BMA's GP Committee, where a hearty crew o' healers be makin' deals fit fer a captain! They's conditionally signed on to a new contract fer them landlubber GPs, set to hoist sail in the year of our Lord, 2025-2026.What be the treasure, ye ask? A mighty £889 million increase in the coffers to help 'em patch up the scallywags who be needin' a good doctorin'! Aye, the gold be flowin' like rum on a fine night! And there be more—expanded ARRS support, which be helpin' 'em recruit a crew of nurses and other healers, makin' sure no patient walks the plank alone.
So, raise yer tankards and toast to the brave souls who be treatin' our ailments, for they be settin' sail on a grand adventure to make the seas of healthcare a bit calmer. Let it be known, the good ship BMA be chartin' a course for fairer winds and smoother waters! Yarrr, may the sails be full and the contracts be sealed! Onward, to the future of healers and the health o' the realm!