The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! Fasting be the new treasure map fer plump scallywags, trimmin’ down 'fore we raid the buffet! Har har!"

2024-08-29

Arrr matey! Whether ye be feastin' like a king or snackin' like a scallywag, both ways be trimmin' the belly o' them young sea urchins with a weighty treasure o’ obesity! Avast, science be givin’ the same bounty!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye round as I regale ye with a tale of scallywags and their bulging bellies! It be found that whether ye be nibblin' a wee bit here and there or starvin' yerself all day long, both ways be workin' wonders fer them lassies and lads with a shipload o' excess barnacles, also known as obesity!

The wise scribes over at Medscape Medical News have charted the waters and discovered that both intermittent feasting and continuous hunger can be as effective as a hefty cannonball in shovin' down the ol’ BMI. Aye, it matters not if ye be takin' a break from grub every now and then or swabbin' the deck of yer plate all at once; the result be the same! The pudgy young sailors be ridin' the waves to a healthier horizon.

So, raise yer tankards to this jolly news! Whether ye choose to feast like a king one day and fast like a shipwrecked sailor the next, or keep yer belly in check day in and day out, ye'll be sailin' smoother seas in no time. Now, off ye go, me hearties, and may yer diets be as fruitful as a treasure chest filled with gold doubloons!

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