"Arrr! T’was the early use of that fancy bandage what saved the wee scallywags from Davy Jones' locker!"
2024-11-27
Arrr, me hearties! A study be showin’ that when wee scallywags be sportin’ tourniquets ‘fore the landlubber medics arrive, their troubles be less fierce! Aye, keep yer little ones from bleed’n, or ye might find yerself shanghaied by the doctor! Har har!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn ’bout the wee scallywags of the high seas, the young pirate pups in need o’ care! A grand study hath emerged from the depths of the medical ocean, revealin' that the use of tourniquets—aye, those trusty bands o’ constrictin' fabric—be makin' a right difference when the brave souls o' the EMS crew be delayed in their arrival.