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News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arr, me hearties! Swashbucklin' advances in HF therapy 'ave stirred a bootyful ESC guideline update.

2023-09-12

Arr, mateys! The latest scroll be mendin' a wee problem we be facin' - the 2021 law o' the land be outdated quicker than a cannonball! Avast! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

In a jolly language fit for a 17th century pirate, the scallywags at the society have finally made a new document to fix a perplexing issue. Arrr, ye see, their 2021 guideline, as soon as it was printed and made public, was already as outdated as a rusty old compass.
Blimey, matey! The folks over at the Medscape Medical News have reported this glorious news. It seems that the society realized their mistake and decided to walk the plank, uh, I mean, rectify the situation. They knew it was time to update their guideline, else they'd be as useful as a parrot with no feathers.
Yarrr! The new document be a breath of fresh sea air for the society. It be a chance to set things right and make their guidelines as sharp as a cutlass. No more scurvy-ridden advice, me hearties!
Avast! One can only imagine the confusion that must have ensued when doctors and landlubbers alike tried to follow the outdated guideline. It must have been like trying to navigate through treacherous waters blindfolded. But fear not, for with this new document, the society be steerin' their ship in the right direction.
Arrr, me mateys, it's a reminder for all of us that even the wisest of pirates can make mistakes. But it's how we rectify those mistakes that truly counts. So, let us raise a tankard of grog and toast to the society for their efforts in keeping us all on the right course!

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