The Booty Report

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"Arrr! After the court's decree, med school mateys be lookin' as mixed as a parrot's feathers, not at all!"

2025-01-15

Arrr, matey! In the wake o’ the Supreme Court’s mighty decree, the ranks o’ Black and Latino med’cal scholars plummeted by over 10%! ‘Tis a fine mess, indeed! More like a ship with a hole in its hull, I say! Ha! What say ye, me hearties?

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather round, fer I bear news from the treacherous waters of academia! It be said that the fine ranks of Black and Latino medical students have plummeted like a ship o’ the line struck by a cannonball—by more than 10%, no less! Aye, this here calamity be due to the shenanigans of the US Supreme Court’s decision in 2023, which be castin’ affirmative action overboard like a stinkin’ anchor!

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