"Ye be feelin' a right scallywag after a hard day's toil? Here's the treasure map to yer weary woes!"
2024-12-20
Arrr, matey! It seems that a fresh tale tells of 20% o' scallywags with fibromyalgia feelin' a bit worse after a good tussle! But beware, for if they be in malaise, tread lightly 'round the notion o' makin' 'em sweat! Aye, caution be the name of the game!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a curious discovery on the high seas of fibromyalgia! A band o' learned landlubbers has found that a fifth of the poor souls with this ailment be sufferin' from somethin' they call post-exertional malaise. A fancy term, I say, for bein' more knackered than a parrot after a long squawk!But hold yer horses, ye scallywags! They reckon this number might be a wee bit inflated, like a chest o' doubloons under a full moon. Yet, when this malaise be showin' its ugly mug, ye best tread lightly when suggestin' a bit o' exercise. Aye, it be a treacherous path, like walkin' the plank without a lifeboat!
So, when yer mateys be sufferin' from this here malaise, it’s time to hoist the caution flag and keep the exercise suggestions to a minimum. No need to send 'em on a wild chase after the ship's cook when they can barely lift a tankard of grog! Let us raise a toast to the knowledge of landlubbers and refrain from pushin' the poor souls to their limits. For a tired pirate be a grumpy pirate, and we can’t have that, can we?