Arrr mateys! The scallywags be droppin' like flies from their grog! US drug overdoses be takin' a dive in 2023!
2024-05-15
Arrr mateys! The scallywags at the CDC be sayin' that the deaths from overdosin' on drugs be droppin'. But beware! 15 states be seein' a spike in deaths by a woppin' 44%! Keep yer eyes peeled and stay safe on them high seas, me hearties!
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags at the CDC be reportin' that the deaths caused by drug overdoses be droppin' by 3.1% from the cursed year of 2022. But hoist the sails, me mateys, for there be trouble brewin' in 15 states! These lands be seein' an increase of up to 44% in the number of poor souls fallin' victim to overdose deaths. 'Tis a dark day indeed!Ye may be wonderin', why be this happenin'? Be the pirates gettin' more reckless with their potions? Be the sirens singin' a sweeter tune to lure us into the depths? 'Tis a mystery, me hearties. But fear not, for the CDC be keepin' a weather eye on the situation!
So batten down the hatches, me friends, and keep a weather eye on yer crew. 'Tis a treacherous sea we sail, but with vigilance and a hearty laugh, we can steer clear of the dangers that lurk beneath the waves. Fair winds and smooth sailin', me hearties!