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Arrr, me hearties! Ye be hearin' tales of semaglutide's kidney treasure, even for scallywags without the sugar sickness!

2024-05-26

Arrr, me hearties! It be said that them landlubbers with a bit too much meat on their bones and no sugar sickness may have a better chance at keepin' their kidneys in shipshape condition. Aye, 'tis a fine discovery indeed for the prevention of the dreaded CKD!

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up ye scurvy dogs, for I have news of great importance from the land lubbers at Medscape Medical News. They be sayin' that in a population of fat sea dogs without the sugar sickness or dodgy kidneys, there be a chance to prevent the dreaded Chronic Kidney Disease (CKD).
It be a rare sight to see such a jolly group of hefty sailors without the ailments that usually come with excess grog consumption. But it seems that their blubber may be protectin' them from the woes of the kidney disease, according to these fancy doctors.
So, me hearties, if ye find yerself in the same situation - a bit round in the belly but without the sugar or kidney troubles - take heart! There be hope for preventin' the CKD, thanks to the wonders of a hefty frame. Keep on eatin' that salt beef and drinkin' that rum, for it may just be the key to keepin' yer kidneys as healthy as a whale in the sea.

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