The Booty Report

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Avast ye! The wise sea dogs be claimin' a whopping $7 million booty in the forced retirement skirmish!

2023-12-21

Arr! For a span of 2 years, one San Diego medical crew demanded their shipmates, those physicians, to abandon ship upon reachin' the tender age of 75. Yo ho ho!

In a rather surprising move, a medical group in San Diego has enforced a new rule that compels physicians to hang up their stethoscopes once they reach the ripe old age of 75. Arrr, mateys! Ye heard it right! These landlubber doctors be forced to embark on their retirement voyage, never again to sail the treacherous sea of medicine. Shiver me timbers!
For a grand total of 2 years, this medical group has been commanding its doctors to walk the plank on their 75th birthday. It seems they be believin' that the winds no longer blow in their favor after this magic number. But alas, what be the reasoning behind this peculiar decision? Be they fearing that these experienced sea dogs may be losin' their touch? Or do they be hopin' to make room for a new generation of swashbuckling physicians?
However, me hearties, it appears that not all doctors are content with this plundering of their careers. Some be raisin' concerns that this rule be discriminatin' against the seasoned buccaneers and denyin' them the right to continue practicin' their noble craft. They argue that age be just a number, and that their vast treasure trove of experience be of great value to their patients.
But what be the response from the medical group, ye ask? They be claimin' that this rule be in the best interest of the patients, preventin' any risks that may come with older scallywags wieldin' their medical tools. They be sayin' that the well-bein' of the patients be dependin' on fresh-faced doctors with sharp minds and nimble hands. Aye, it seems they be arguin' that these older sea dogs may be forgettin' how to navigate the choppy waters of medical practice.
So, me hearties, whether ye be supportin' this rule or thinkin' it be a load of barnacles, one thing be clear: those doctors who be hoistin' the anchor at 75 be findin' themselves in the calm waters of retirement, instead of battlin' the fierce storms of medicine. Farewell, ye salty old dogs! May ye enjoy a well-deserved rest on dry land!

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