The Booty Report

"Avast! Beware the Ketamine curse, matey! Urologists be needin' to chart these treacherous waters o’ wretched wizz!"

2025-01-21

Arrr, matey! A jolly crew o’ scallywags be needin’ a mix o’ skills to tackle the pesky beast o’ ketamine withdrawal, lest we face a storm o’ troubles ahead! Keep yer eye on the barnacles, or ye’ll be swabbin’ the deck o’ symptoms forever! Aye!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the treacherous seas of ketamine withdrawal! Arrr, ye see, when a landlubber be caught in the clutches of this slippery substance, a hearty crew must come together. Aye, a band o' skilled buccaneers from many trades be necessary to chart the course through these choppy waters!

First, ye need a wise ol' doc, a surgeon skilled in the art of symptom wranglin'. With a trusty chest o' remedies, they be helpin' sailors find their sea legs again after the storm of withdrawal. And don’t ye forget the merry band of counselors and support mates who be there to lend a hand and a hearty laugh along the way. A good jest can turn a frown upside down, yarr!

But beware, me hearties! Ignorin’ this approach be as foolish as sailin' into a hurricane with no sails hoisted. For without this multidisciplinary crew, the long-term complications be lurkin' like a kraken in the depths, ready to drag ye down to Davy Jones' locker! So hoist the flag of teamwork and sail forth to calmer seas, for a jolly ol’ time awaits ye beyond the horizon!

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