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"Avast! MASLD and MetALD be stirrin' the cauldron o’ cancer risks, matey! Beware the cursed grog!"

2024-11-25

Arrr, matey! Beware the treacherous tides of steatotic liver disease, like MASLD and MetALD, for they be raisin’ the Jolly Roger o' cancer risk—especially in yer liver and guts! Keep yer grog in check, or ye might be swimmin' with the fishes soon!

"Avast! MASLD and MetALD be stirrin' the cauldron o’ cancer risks, matey! Beware the cursed grog!"

Avast ye scallywags! Gather ’round, for I’ve a tale from the depths of the medical seas! It be said that certain rascally subtypes of steatotic liver disease—namely the treacherous MASLD and the cunning MetALD—be causin’ quite the bother when it comes to yer health. Aye, these scurvy ailments be raisin’ the Jolly Roger of risk fer cancers, especially those that plunder yer liver and gut!

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