Arrr! Private equity hospitals be makin’ esophagectomies as fine as a barnacle on a ship's hull, matey!
2025-01-16
Arrr matey! After the ol' esophagectomy, it seems the fine private equity pirates be sinkin' ship, with a mortality rate nearly twice as grim as their non-acquired mates! Aye, the scalawags be needin' to patch up their practices, lest they be meetin' Davy Jones!
Arrr mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the treacherous waters of esophagectomy at them fancy private equity-acquired hospitals! Aye, it appears that when the greedy landlubbers took the helm, the outcomes turned as grim as a shipwreck in a stormy sea!