Arr, me hearties! Them landlubbers in Stanford be gettin' a jolly 21% booty increase in their first union agreement!
2023-12-15
Avast ye, me hearties! The scallywag union of 1500 landlubber doctors 'n fellows at Stanford Health Care in California done come to a jolly agreement with the health system, mark me words! Yo ho ho!
Arr, me hearties! Listen up, for I bring ye news from the land of California! 'Tis a tale of 1500 brave souls known as resident physicians and fellows, who have formed a union and set sail on the treacherous sea of negotiations with Stanford Health Care. After much parlay and rum-fueled discussions, they have now reached a tentative agreement on their very first contract. Avast, this be a momentous occasion!Now, ye may be wonderin' what this means for our gallant physicians. Well, me buckos, it means they'll be gettin' themselves some fair treatment and benefits. They'll be havin' things like protection from the tyranny of excessive work hours, for a start. 'Tis a fine step forward, I say.
But let's not forget the treasure in the form of cold, hard doubloons. These physicians will be receivin' a mighty increase in their salaries, ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis enough to make a pirate's eyes bulge out of his skull. Aye, their plunder will be well-deserved, for they toil day and night to care for the ailing masses.
Now, this bein' a tentative agreement, there be still a few hoops to jump through before it becomes official. The crew of physicians will be votin' on whether to accept this fine deal, and if they do, it'll be smooth sailin' from there on out.
So, me hearties, let us raise a tankard of grog to these brave souls who have navigated the treacherous waters of negotiations and come out triumphant. May their contract be signed and sealed, and may they continue to provide excellent care to all those in need. Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum!