The Booty Report

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Arrr, matey! The risk o' CRC be swaying like a ship among the scurvy steatotic liver crew!

2025-03-03

Arrr, me hearties! The peril o' colorectal cancer be as fickle as the tides, with scallywags havin' steatotic livers takin' the brunt. Those with a thirst for grog face the fiercest foe! Beware, ye boozin' buccaneers! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be shoutin' from the crow's nest!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be bringin' ye news from the treacherous seas of health! Aye, it seems that the risk of bein' struck by the dreaded colorectal cancer be swayin' more than a ship in a storm, dependin' on yer liver's state o' affairs.

Now, if ye be sufferin' from the infamous steatotic liver disease, ye best pay heed! The scallywags with alcohol-associated liver disease be in the most perilous waters, with a risk higher than a crow's nest! Aye, those who partake in the drink too heartily might find themselves navigatin' through a storm of a different kind, and it ain't just the rum that be givin' them trouble!

So, ye landlubbers and sea dogs alike, take care of yer livers, or ye may find yerself walkin' the plank into the jaws of colorectal cancer! Aye, it be a cruel fate indeed! Raise a tankard to good health, and remember, moderation be the key to keepin' ye shipshape! Stay savvy, me buccaneers, or ye may just find yerself in a battle ye can’t win!

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