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Avast ye! The plunder of Fentanyl be on the rise like a mermaid's tail in a mighty storm! Aarrgghh!

2024-05-22

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be findin' 1700% more of the dreaded fentanyl in the US waters 'twixt 2017 and 2023! Shiver me timbers! 'Tis a sure sign of trouble on the horizon, aye! The seas be full of danger and deadly potions, beware!

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up, ye scallywags! Thar be some troubling news afoot in the land of the free and the home of the brave. A report from Medscape Medical News be tellin' us that Fentanyl seizures in the US have increased by a whopping 1700% between the years 2017 and 2023. Blimey! That be a mighty big jump, me mateys!

It seems that this dangerous drug be causin' all sorts of havoc and mischief across the seven seas. Ye best be keepin' a weather eye out for this treacherous substance, me hearties. It be takin' lives and causin' no end of trouble for them landlubbers who dare to partake of its devilish charms.

So heed me words, me buckos. Stay clear of the siren's call of Fentanyl, lest ye find yerself in Davy Jones' locker before ye know it. And if ye happen to come across any of this cursed powder, report it to the proper authorities straightaway. We can't have this scourge spreadin' like wildfire across the land, now can we?

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